Lionel Blair was a welcome visitor to Gladys West t'other day for beer and football.

 

Whilst Gladys Swan Vesta (Trophy Woife) was cheering on her beloved Liverpool, Lionel was on the phone to her mate.  GBJ and Woife overheard the following comment

 

"Yeah, we be better going out later if it's a Sunday, cos then we'll be complimentus..."

 

We remain, as ever in awe of the language of La Blair.

 

GBJ.

Hello dear readers!

 

We believe hearty congratulations are due to Gladys Choc-Full and her missus for a medal in the Ballroom Dancin' are due!  Whilst we await confirmation from Choc-Full herself, we're prepared to go out on a limb (but not one of the injured ones...) and say...

 

 

 

There have been some confused rumblings around Gladys Central and Gladys West of late around the mysterious appearance of a new Gladys "Love Muscle".

 

Who is this woman?  Where is she from?  Where does she play?

 

We can now reveal that Gladys Love Muscle is in fact the new Gladys name for our musical gangsta rapper - Dr Tre. 

 

This isn't the first Gladys re-naming, Gladys Manager is now known as Gladys Mighty-Atom and Gladys Pasty-Legs is now (ex)Gladys Lazarus.  We think Gladys Love Muscle is a far more suitable name, and now we're going to have to get her a new shirt.  Hang the expense, and we'll go for L.Muscle on the back!

 

GBJ

Hello dear readers

 

Happy August!

 

In an effort to keep this blog regularly up to date we at Gladys West have decided on slow news days/weeks/months to put in a little update about our behind the scenes activites.

 

Here is what we are up to...

Gladys Austin Powers: Who knows?

Gladys Love Muscle: Having won her 7-a-side league (along with Swan Vesta) she is now stepping more into the world of Intl Gladys relations and looking to help out where possible.

Gladys Swan Vesta: Having recovered (mostly) from shocking reverse-Swan-Vesta sunburn, she (along with Love Muscle) won her 7-a-side league.  In her spare time she is studying the management techniques of Rafa Benitez and passing along nuggets of information to us.

Gladys Hollywood: Off filming a new blockbuster and continuing to work on her tan (apart from the two bits she burnt in Chicago) (and yes, *those* two bits...)

Gladys Billie-Jean: returned to 11-a-side pre-season and considering when to start planning for the next tournament.

Gladys Digger: Resting her knee and drinking champagne.

Gladys Jaffa: Vanished in a smoky party-filled haze.

Gladys Prince: Having claimed the throne of Chester, she has now returned to continue her plan of becoming the world's most temperamental playmaker. (tm)

Gladys In the Bushes: Last heard of gallavanting all over the North of England and the Southerly parts of Bonnie Scotland.  Last comment to GBJ was "It's fucking pissing it down here and I hate playing football in the rain. eeeeehhhhh!!!"  (it affects her fine wax hair products dontcha know)

Gladys Lionel Blair: Treasure hunting at a posh London Hotel

Gladys Bloomer: Five-a-siding with Pink, Anorak, GBJ, Terminator, Mighty-Atom and the other Glads in Tottingham

Gladys Pink: Alternately buying houses and planning holidays.  And all this on a swish new job...

Gladys Farah Fawcett: Busy putting the world to rights where she lives.  Still rockin' out to Hendrix.  And also still probably fitter than all of us.

 

And what of the immortal Dave Save?  We have put this question out to Gladys Pink, who with her SaveTracker (tm) will be able to locate her and provide an update.  Watch this Space...